In honor of Mother’s Day, enjoy this funny posts about 10 Things Only A Mom Can Teach!
10. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION… “Just wait until your father gets home.”
9. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE… “What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don’t talk back to me!”
8. My Mother taught me LOGIC… “If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
7. My Mother taught me AGRICULTURE… “If you don’t stop swallowing those seeds, you’re going to have watermelons growing in your stomach.”
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD… “If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.”
5. My Mother taught me ESP… “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?”
4. My Mother taught me HUMOR… “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me!”
3. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT… “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
2. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE… “When you get to be my age, you will understand.
1. My Mother taught me JUSTICE… “One day you’ll have kids, and they’ll be just like you….Then you’ll see what it’s like.”
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