Winning is fun, but it teaches you nothing. Failure is the best teacher in the world. Winning is a trophy, failing is an education.- Ketchup is for French fries and hamburgers. Never hot dogs. That’s why the universe invented mustard.
- Lying to protect someone’s feelings isn’t lying. It’s called empathy.
- All the best stuff happens in the dark. Fireworks, movies, trick-or-treating, roasting marshmallows, Space Mountain. Try to remember that when you hear a noise in your closet at night.
- Grown-ups don’t know everything. Most of us are just trying our hardest and faking it as best we can.
- When you’re doing laundry, read the labels on your clothes. When in doubt, wash everything in cold.
- One day, in the future, during a job interview, someone will ask you “What’s your greatest weakness?” This isn’t an invitation to be honest. This is a test to see how well you can answer a stupid question.
- Almost everything in life is better in moderation, particularly TV, water parks, the Internet, and Twizzlers.
- You will always be weirder than your neighbors
- You can be mad at someone and still love them at the same time. This can be very confusing.
Spa Gregorie’s wishes all dads a very happy and relaxing Father’s Day!
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